{"id":551,"date":"2011-04-15T18:43:19","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T17:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/?p=551"},"modified":"2011-04-15T18:43:19","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T17:43:19","slug":"voor-drie-kwart-gehoord-1-kwart-verzonnen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/?p=551","title":{"rendered":"Voor drie kwart gehoord, 1 kwart verzonnen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Klant, oprecht vriendelijk: Goeiemorgen.<\/p>\n<p>Apotheker, standaard vriendelijk: Goeiemorgen. Wat mag het zijn?<\/p>\n<p>Klant, met zachte stem: Een doosje condooms alstublieft.<\/p>\n<p>Apotheker, behulpzaam doch met kwartaalcijfers in het achterhoofd: Een doosje van 12, of \u00e9\u00e9n van 24 stuks?<\/p>\n<p>Klant, gespeeld twijfelend: E\u00e9n van 24 altublieft.<\/p>\n<p>Apotheker, iets te vlot: Ah, grootse plannen dit weekend?<\/p>\n<p>Klant, ad rem: Nee, maar ik hou zo van uw insinuaties.<\/p>\n<p>Apotheker, licht verward: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klant, oprecht vriendelijk: Goeiemorgen. Apotheker, standaard vriendelijk: Goeiemorgen. Wat mag het zijn? Klant, met zachte stem: Een doosje condooms alstublieft. Apotheker, behulpzaam doch met kwartaalcijfers in het achterhoofd: Een doosje van 12, of \u00e9\u00e9n van 24 stuks? Klant, gespeeld twijfelend: E\u00e9n van 24 altublieft. Apotheker, iets te vlot: Ah, grootse plannen dit weekend? Klant, ad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lachuh","category-sniwaarze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/savoois.tomp.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}